Welcome to Euclidea!
Never played a riddle game before? Do not worry. I'll teach you the simple basics of this game.
To put it simple: your main goal is to make it to the next level.
"But how do you make it to the next level?" That's a question you'll have to answer yourself.
This game is jampacked with files and puzzles for you to solve.
Each page has all the information for you to help you solve it.
Starting off, do you see the long string of text located around the top of your screen?
That's the URL bar! It tells you what page/file you're on.
Try changing the text inside the URL to something else to advance to the next level.
Sounds easy? It won't be that easy later.
Better?
yeah, i guess
Okay.
So what was I saying befo-
i can still hear the noise from her-
I DO NOT CARE. SCREW YOUR EARS
chill out i was just saying i could hear the noise geez
Alright!
Shut your beak and let me speak.
That is me. The leader of cliches!
I attacked this game because somebody stole the Sacred Originality Crystal here, something every riddle game has to keep to stay original.
First, I sent my army to attack a riddle game that lacked originality.
It was so poorly made!
I think the name was "Untitled Riddle Game" or someth-
wow you're rude
Wait, you made that riddle game?
yeah i'm pretty sure i did
Wow, no wonder your voice sounded so familiar.
Haha, you should've seen the look on your face when all my subordinates were taking over your awful game!
You even thought it was a good idea to continue developing the game!
Now look where you are, does it seem hopeless?
blah blah blah i know i was pretty stupid
Anyways, that's besides the point of all this.
After the incident was cleared up, I minded my own business and relaxed for a few weeks until I noticed a big white portal appearing right next to me.
While I didn't really have anything to do, I decided to enter.
And what do you know? I appear in another completely unoriginal game!
From that moment, I sent my restored army to take down more games! Starting with this one...
NOOOO PLEASE DON'T TAKE DOWN THIS GAME!!!! CAN YOU PLEASE TELL US WHY YOU'RE TAKING IT DOWN?
Pfft, are you stupid? I just told you, this game is uno-
ohh never mind, can you at least explain how you got here?
You know what?
I think I'm going to have so much fun toying around with you the most.
To you and the player, suffer my wrath, idiots.
GOODBYE! HAHAHAHAHAHA-